the joe head theory

Although Joe Head is indeed a real person, and he does have myriad theories, this column has absolutely nothing to do with Mr. Head and his musings.

"The Joe Head Theory" is based on a very simple premise. It is all about cars. And not just any cars - "hot-rod" cars! You know, the kind that "wheel-heads" like myself enjoy fixing up, painting, and entering in contests.

No station wagons or minivans will ever find their way into "The Joe Head Theory." No way, and no how. It's just not my style. Only fire-breathin', chrome-polished, souped up racin' machines are welcome in these parts. So, rest assured. When you've clicked on one of the submissions, you've chosen one of the most highly respected sources for "hot-rod" news and analysis in this country. Hot Rod Illustrated (HRI) has referred to "The Joe Head Theory" as "the place where any reputable wheel-head goes to get the first and last word on hot-rods." HRI has also noted that our analysis of engine manifold reintegration is second to none.

But, don't take their word for it. Simply click on one of the selections and see for yourself.

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